Claire

 Some guys have all the luck but I’ve got Claire, I’ve got Claire.

 Some girls are made from sugar and spice and everything nice- but not Claire.

 You ask me how I’m doing. Well, I’m doing fine. While all the other guys are picking up their girls- I’m blowing up mine.

Sitting on the sofa I’m a little high - but Claire’s not shy. Staring into my eyes I hesitate but Claire can’t wait.

Wearing my Ietterman’s sweater to prove her love to me,

 there ain’t no other girl in this whole wide world with a money back guarantee. In the bleacher seats holding hands - no one understands.

This whole love affair the people talk the people stare.

 Maybe theme wishing the worst for us or maybe they’re just wishing that Claire would just pop.

Or maybe they’re just wishing that they had what I got - ’cause I’ve got Claire.

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